Da Best of Pinoy's Valentine's Day Humor


Totoo kayang me secret si Mole of Asia at Money Villar? Make your own sex scandal here.



Type mo bang maging cover ng romance novel like Fabio or Fabia Labia? Uy heto na ang chance mong maging bida sa paperback & front of a romance novel. Ha! Pano yun? Click mo ito Romance Novel Yourself, enden upload mo ang imong piktyur, konting klik-klik lang at presto cover ka na ng romance novel. Me video pang kasama yan. O sali na!
 


Maligayang araw at gabi ng mga puso! Happy new year na din at siguradong walang tigil na ang putukan sa Pasig, Pasay, Sta Mesa at Ongpin. Doon sa biniro ni Kupido na nakalimutan magpa-reserve ng kuwarto eh cold shower muna and try again na lang tomorrow. Happy Valentine's Day sa inyung Valentino at Valentina!








Inquirer: Would you know how much a kilo of galunggong (Mackerel scad) and itlog na pula (red egg) cost?

Jamby Madrigal: I think it's about P60 per kilo?

(Audience shouts) No!

Jamby Madrigal: I don't know the answer to that. I would be honest because I'm a vegetarian.

Inquirer: Itlog na pula?

Madrigal: Hindi po ako kumakain ng itlog.
 


I Heart Banana Heart!


Do It Yourself Valentine's Day Gifts




What would you rather do, have sex or cuddle?


HAVE SEX, CUDDLE
Italy 83% 17%
Spain 76% 24%
Brazil 72% 28%
United States 63% 37%
Philippines 54% 46%



Ito na yata ang pinakamurang red roses na nakita ko. Buy early mga balentinong machunurin dahil siguradong ubos yan bukas.